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Why The English Language Is So Hard To Learn

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sweetbabysam  
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Committed in May 2001
I'm in terpreting the language of love.

Addiction Index™: 3966
Apr 25, 2002  5:32 AM 1



1. The bandage was wound around the wound.

2. The farm was used to produce produce.

3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse
more refuse.

4. We must polish the Polish furniture.

5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the
desert.

7. Since there in no time like the present, he thought
it was time to present the present.

8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10. I did not object to the object.

11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12. There was a row among the oarsmen about how
to row.

13. They were too close to the door to close it.

14. The buck does funny things when the does are
present.

15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into the
sewer line.

16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow
to sow.

17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.

19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

20. I had to subject the subject to a series of test.

21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate
friend?

Here in the reel world, beauty is only fin deep.
~Sammy~

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Committed in Jan 2002
I'm in Pergatory
Ontario
Addiction Index™: 945
Apr 25, 2002  8:46 AM 2

Thanks for the tongue-twisting I needed the

I'm tiny, I'm toony, I'm just a little loony
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magoo's mom  
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I'm in

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Apr 25, 2002  12:48 PM 3

When describing wound drainage why does it look funny being charted as "pussy"?


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tellula  
jujulized
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Committed in Dec 2001
I'm in
Saskatchewan
Addiction Index™: 3460
Apr 25, 2002  4:24 PM 4

Good one Sammy

Congrats on your new avatar Peanuts

needs to win the lotto
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